i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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