he puts the penis in happiness.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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