Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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