guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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