You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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