Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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