I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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