I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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