he shaved USA in his pubs
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Just invented taco cereal.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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