i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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