You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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