You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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