your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he shaved USA in his pubs
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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