i don't like sucking hair
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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