none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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