We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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