get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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