This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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