My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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