The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
