I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
i out mim tonsoeep
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