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(404): View more from Georgia

Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head

(770): View more from Georgia

Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you

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(843): View more from South Carolina

He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.

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(309): View more from Illinois

One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.

(843): View more from South Carolina

Why is this not a picture message?

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