There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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