Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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