If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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