i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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