oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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