how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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