I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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