Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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