Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
The Olympian is in my bed
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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