Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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