it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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