I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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