Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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