Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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