So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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