hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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