What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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