I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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