then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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