There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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