Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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