Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Only a mothe r could love this liver
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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