It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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