you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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