i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
No more Irish car bombs ever.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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