Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
we should paint friendship bongs
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