is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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