I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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