I don't think brook has ever known best
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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