I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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