wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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