Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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