I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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