new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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