their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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