apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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